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As a kind of entertainment for the wedding anniversary party, jokes about the couple's anniversary can be included in speeches, printed on programs, or even told by the youngest party guests. You will find a few examples of jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh, as well as some advise on where you can locate the funniest jokes related to wedding anniversaries. Trying to Find Some Laughs It makes perfect sense to get started looking for the funniest jokes about wedding anniversaries online, but your search shouldn't end there. It is true that there are a great number of websites on the internet that include thousands of jokes; nevertheless, you should also go to the bookstore and look at some printed materials. You could come across some fantastic content that is not yet available online. You can also search for wedding anniversary jokes in movies, plays, and literature to find more subtle humor. There are lists of some of these things that can be found on the internet. Additionally, just make sure that you pay attention while you are reading, watching television, or going to the movies. You never know when you'll hear a joke that you'd like to use as part of a forthcoming wedding anniversary celebration, and you should always be prepared for the possibility. Sample Jokes Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn’t have to hear about all the men she could have married… and she didn’t have to hear about how well his mother cookedSpouse: Someone who’ll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn’t have had if you’d stayed single.A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he’s getting sentimental because they’re celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, “No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he’d have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn’t marry you. Tomorrow I would’ve been a free man!”An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, “Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you. The old man says without hesitation, “I now pronounce you man and wife.”The man looks at his wife as asks “what would you like to do for our anniversary?”She then replies “we could run upstairs and make love.”He replies, “Make up your mind, we can’t do both.”Jeremy asks his wife Naomi what she wants for their 25th wedding anniversary. “Would you like a new diamond bracelet?” he asks.“Not really,” says Naomi.“Well how about a Lexus sports car?” says Jeremy.“No,” she replies.“What about a holiday home in the south of France?” he suggests.She again rejects his offer with a “No thanks.”“Well what would you like for your anniversary?” Jeremy asks.“I’d like a divorce, Jeremy,” answers Naomi.“Oy, I wasn’t planning to spend that much!” says Jeremy. A wedding anniversary party is a very special occasion, and it is a great honor to be asked to participate by making a toast or giving a speech. It is also possible for the individual who has been requested to speak to experience feelings of tension and anxiety at this time. The idea of having to face an audience and deliver a speech can be nerve-wracking for the vast majority of people. This is the case even for some people who regularly give speeches in front of an audience. Even if you are familiar with everyone in the room, facing this challenge can be nerve-wracking. The good news is that with a little bit of planning and some practice, you will be able to give a toast or speech that will be significant to the couple and memorable for everyone who hears it. To be able to compose words that have significance, it is not necessary to be a professional speechwriter. If the couple has requested you to speak, it is likely because you have a good level of familiarity with both of them. Your familiarity with the married pair is the key to creating a one-of-a-kind and memorable address for them. Consider the opportunity to give a speech or a toast at the anniversary celebration for what it really is: an honor and a chance to show the couple how much you love them and how delighted you are that their marriage has weathered the test of time.